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nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

Oh. My. God.

sorry-i-ramble asked:

"Alt!"

flamestofire:

flamestofire:

sorry-i-ramble

"H-Hi There…I’m Marley"

"Y-yeah" Marley answered back nodding while still looking down to the ground only looking up when Kazia said she could try some, a bright smile appeared on her face and her eyes glowed as she began to follow the other girl towards the back. If there was something that Marley absolutely love it was baking and pastries. Her eyes looked around for a moment in amazement "Wow..this is so beautiful"

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Kazia looked at Marley, “Its uh, not th’ best… I mean, sure its got a few good things but compared ta some i’ve seen… this place isnt much, but its cozy.” Kazia smiled. Walking over to a small rack that had a giant label on it reading “TODAY” with the date next to it; Kazia pulled a small rack off of it and held it out.

"S’ we ‘ave five ‘puffins’ two crumble cakes, ‘nd a few cupcakes on this rack. ‘nd if you’d like i can always remove another. We over bake." Kazia blushed slightly admitting to a small problem she had. She just enjoyed it to much to stop after the second batch.

SEND ONE IF WE HAVEN’T INTERACTED ( OR EVEN IF WE HAVE THE MORE THE MERRIER)

Friendly:

"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"

Rude:

"Watch where you’re going."
"Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"Get lost, would ya?"
"I don’t have time to play tour guide."
"Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you."

Dramatic:

"Wait! Stop!"
"Don’t let them find us."
"I don’t wanna be left alone."
"Get out of the way!"
"Are you dead?"
"Hurry! Run!"

Flirty:

"Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?"
"I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan."
"Hey there, Foxy Mama."
"Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice."
"How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games."
"All you have to do is say, "yes".

Romantic:

"Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen."
"I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice."
"Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel."
"Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?"
"I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed."
"No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty."

Enemy:

"At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!"
"What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long."
"How would you like to be full of holes?"
"You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. "
"I will make you experience unimaginable pain."
"Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way."

Unemotional:

"Love is illogical, it means nothing to me."
"The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being."
"Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone."
"Why are you hugging me?"
"He’s dead, let’s move on."
"Why is family so important to you?".

(Source: nucleardesolation)

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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